Friday, 12 April 2013
Stella Dimiko's Response To Mercy Aigbe Is Comedy 101 LWKMD
From Stella Dimoko Korkus' Blog
Possible Movie Titles:
.The missing black dress
.The white Jalabia.
-My hubby didnt Pummel me h
-Stella is a jealousying me.
-What happened on Sunday?
-Mercy Aigbe:The real me.
-Hi Know my wife-
-Na me buy the jalabia.
-Stellas pack of lies.
-Mo gbe,Stella catch me but I dodge am!
-One Story,Several press releases,one hit movie.
-The making of the lies to cover the truth that revealed the shit.
-My horsband loffs me.
Please choose a title before you read further,it will aid your reading and understanding,
I am responding lightly because this has all become one big joke...A lorry full of shit to cover one small shit?...What about the smell?
I have pasted here the drama the three of you acted on youtube ,I clapped when I took time to listen;i watched disappointedly but urge you to know that I expect to see you all on CNN live with Christiane Amanpour Interviewing you three on this matter because it is that serious for you to convince your ''fans all over the world'' that Stella concoted this lie because she is jealous of your successful acting career.
.It is a hit movie if lies can be regarded as such in acting and i am sure if you submit it for the OSCAR them go call una...you know why?
I saw the dedication you put into the lie,I saw the oily nose and invisible sweat and the nervousness,
I saw the lovely nails you almost dipped into your viewers eyes.
Its the perfect movie for those who beleive you.I dont Sweetheart.
Please from now on dedicate this new discovered talent into your new roles and you will be a bigger name to reckon with ...soon.
Who was the third guy near you both explaining he didnt announce Mercys name?Bollocks.!!!
he must be the guest act in this movie...Abeg waka pass make I see road.
Did i hear you say the car refused to start and your hubby s car was parked behind yours and you parked your car that couldnt start and took his?how does one park a car that is already parked?
Okay I saw the black dress with 'Abutata' wings which has been found I suppose(please note my usuage of the word suppose),I also saw the miraculous face saving jalabia which hubby smittenly confessed he bought for you and you were so tired you changed at a public function into the angelic
UNA NEVER STILL ANSWER THE QUESTION WELL....
So what happened at Troy on Sunday was a movie where your hubby kicked in the door of the room he supposedly came in and you changed? Wow Superman scene.
Oh well the Door was fixed On Monday the day you and your hubby settled the matter quickly...yes the door was fixed because insiders ratted immediately a carpenter was called in...LOL.
As you people nicely set the records straight with fabu and lies running on medicated glasses,let me do so as well.
I never said your horsband 'pummelled' you Mercy,Please can you read?I said i hoped he had not pummelled you...I asked.It was a question and not a statement...Read my wrinkled lips..''Question ni mo bere lowo e''
I wonder why it is so important sef...how many press releases already?just to debunk something that happened?Did i hear Mr Gentry say i should bring proof?
Sir Are you planning on becoming an actor?Please dont do it,your lines were weak and your voice trembled.why na?it was just a movie addressing my stupid lies na!
We didnt need to be told why you married your wife....Please dont stop loving her .
Anyway It seems i need to free you people from this drama,so this will be my final say concerning you lying lot....It has become so childish this back and forth thingy and popcorn and panadol is selling out because people are reading and laughing and having headaches...laughing at me and you both and not knowing who is telling the truth
In all of this I am so happy my story saved your marriage contrary to your insinuations that i am trying to break your 'happy home'....I felt the strong love pinching at me from the movie...Bless God for this Miracle!
In all of this Mercy,This story has increased the search for your name on google,Have you checked?...Thank God.
From now on,Irrespective of any more emergency arranged movie una shoot,i will not respond again.
Its not gonna be because i got cold feet and backed out or that i lied but i am tired of this game,your five minutes of spotlight on my stage has timed out.
Abeg dont forget to release this movie on DVD,It is your best shot so far as an actress and I 'Sterra' will personally buy up all the copies just to support una.
God bless your Union.I hope from now on you will both learn to keep it indoors,put a sock on it and stop acting drama without script.
Put me on quote Mrs and Mr Gentry,that movie IS A BIG LIE ----According to you mercy''It is Hall lies''
May God bless all involved in this drama,including me,all the readers,the bloggers,the spectators who saw and kept quiet and those posting and cussing all of us out.
God bless you pretty Mercy Aigbe....see you at your next drama...hopefully you will be an even better liar by then.
Please listen to Crooner Kefees song titled 'Branama'..when you listen to the lyrics,just understand that God has used this story to elevate your name,take it up from there honey!
''A clear conscience Fears no accusations''
Posted by Rita Egwu at 01:59