Tuesday, 15 April 2014

Timaya - " I Scored 17 In JAMB!"

 
Egberi one of Bayelsa, Timaya has stated that education is not for him. Making this confession at the Star Trek, the Ukwu master, revealed that he gave up when he scored 17 in JAMB. (They dash am 17 for buying biro and pencil lol) In his words:
"Education is not for me , it is important, yes, but not for me. I scored 17 in JAMB that's when I gave up. I don't have the brain for education, but for those of you who have the brain for it please do it, it is good."
Now if only some students out there who paid even in the last JAMB to pass would learn from Timaya then many doctors will stop 'frogetting' scissors in their patients stomach.

Thursday, 10 April 2014

Photos - Duchess Of Cambridge Kate Middleton Dazzles In New Zealand





Na yam dey her leg so?

More Women In Their 50's Now Giving Birth?

 Daily Mail on line is reporting that there is a new trend of women over 50 giving birth to children. I do not think its a new trend , remember Sarah Abraham's wife? She was about 90 when Isaac was born so its really not new but let us look at the way the babies are conceived and the health implications for the mothers and children.
The mental images conjured by statistics are disquieting. Pregnant mothers with stretch marks and arthritis, toddlers with mummies who look like their grannies and teenagers whose parents are drawing pensions. Dr Alastair says two trends are emerging now in child bearing and it should be of concern to everybody:
1. Obese mothers
2.older mothers
The health implications are:
  • Dangerously high blood pressure
  • potentially fatal blood clots
  • Premature births
  • children with Down's syndrome
 Continue after the cut to see photos of the women with their children

Mary Mary's Tina Campbell Set To Divorce Husband Over His Weekly Infidelities

 
 Tina Campbell of Mary Mary singing duo is set to divorce her husband after learning of his infidelities over the years. She says she feels negative about the whole situation. If you know them then you know they are gospel singers. In the video below she says she is not Jesus and has had enough of her husband breaking her heart every week.
Listen as she rants to Erica on their program Mary Mary which airs Thursday at 9pm EST on WEtv.
"I thought we had a good life just like everyone else watching. I thought we was the ideal relationship just like everyone else. You stole my life away from me I'm angry. Why you gotta do me like this? I was good to you man. I don't want him. He don't deserve me. I don't want you man"
Watch video below

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Kate Henshaw Looking Fab In A Print Dress Abeg Na Toolz get All That Buttock? Hmmmm


Kate Henshaw really looking fabulous on the set of The Juice with Toolz . See one more pics with Toolz after the cut. Abeg that buttock is it all Toolz's abi she wear pampers?

See - Man Snapped Right When He Tries To Steal A Phone

This picture was taken right at the point where the ugly man in green and white is snapped trying to steal a phone. Hehehehehe and e wear agbada! Do you recognize him?

Dora Akinyuli's Husband Speaks On His Wife's Illness

"May the good LORD bless all of you that have prayed and still pray for my unique and lovely wife Dora. she is a noted personality and risked everything for the love of our dear country Nigeria. I thank God that I was present when she made that singular speech. It resonated in the corners of the Confab and instantly touched many hearts. The illness has not blunted her childlike frankness in our blessed 36 years of marriage."

What did he just say?

Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Video + photos - Man Rapes His Mother In Full Glare!!!

Wonders they say shall never end. The story of Samuel Adedoyin sends shivers down the spine of many who have heard it. A son raping his mother because he claims that she is the architect of his misfortune. Continue to see graphic photos and video after the cut.

David Beckham's Son Brooklyn Makes His Debut As A Model

Brooklyn Beckham is clearly following his mum and dad, David and Victoria Beckham, as he debuts his modelling career on the cover of Man About Town Magazine at age 15. He really looks like his dad though he's got his mum's pout. Now click to see photos of David Beckham as a rising star at age 21. Uncanny right?

Khloe Kardashian Flaunts Hot Beach Bod

Kloe is sure proud of her beach bod and we love it but this family and big butts sha. Dem buy am? smh (sigh)

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Shocking Photo Of President Goodluck Jonathan

Reuben Abati shared this photograph of Goodluck Jonathan and other world leaders at the Nuclear Security Summit. Nigerian said he looks so lonely. I say he looks clueless. Now click to see what other Nigerians said. What do you say?

Tuesday, 25 March 2014

More Photos Of Dora Akinyuli After Her Illness

There was a rumor that Prof Dora Akinyuli was down with a life threatening ailment but I thought it was a joke. Now I realise the joke was on me. The NAFDAC former boss has actually been ill as can be seen in this photo. Some say its Cancer and others Fibroids. Whatever it is you can be sure she will tell us in no time. Dora is back in Nigeria recuperating and showed up at the ongoing National confab. Hear her:
" I just need to put on some weight. There is a saying in Igboland that goes this way 'let the sickness take the flesh but leave the bones because with time the bones would grow new flesh.' I just came out of a major sickness for which I thank God for delivering me. I know that God did that for a purpose, this National Conference being part of that purpose. I am well now bu only need time to put on more weight."
What an amazing woman! We wish you long life and good health here maam. see her new look after the cut...

Wow! Obama's Daughter Are Oh So Grown Up Now!



 See them now after the cut all long legged...

Monday, 24 March 2014

Shocking Horrible Photos From A Kidnappers Den In Ibadan!


 The Soka community in Ibadan turned to a Mecca of sorts when an abandoned property at Idi Mangoro area suspected to be a den for kidnappers was discovered by people who were in search of their missing relative a commercial motor cycle rider.They stumbled on the building situated in an undeveloped part of the community and went to check it having heard voices from there.On entering the building they met 15 chained people, suspected to have been kidnapped and highly malnourished! Continue to see more

Friday, 21 March 2014

Another Favourite Musician May Be Facing Jail Time Again!!


 After already serving three months in a Federal Prison for tax evasion. Lauryn Hill could be going in again for failing to pay $860k from 2006-2010. If she does not figure out a way to pay this money she could be facing jail time again!
Documents show that she could be owing $422,008.26 in 2005, $19,838.75 in 2006, $61,158.60 in 2007, $58,405.71 in 2008, $30,370.91 in 2009, $13,247.75 for 2010, $26,138.19 for 2011.

Check Out Dbanj As He Suits Up With A Sachet Of Koko Garri Lol

Dbanj has finally launched his dream of going into various koko businesses by starting with Koko Garri. This picture is however hilarious. I have laughed my head off just seeing Dbanj holding a sachet of garri koko or not abeg! Hehehehehehe


Thursday, 20 March 2014

The Blue Print On Why Men Cheat.

 If there is one declaration most women have heard time and time again, it's that "men are weak". This useless piece of information has been passed down from our great grand mothers, mothers, aunts, older sisters, cousins to us. Ebrahim Aseem has however come out to say that it is more than being weak it also transcends to the big E word ego.
 He says:
"Let's be frank if a man wants to cheat he will. They don't even need an excuse nor will the biggest butt, longest hair or prettiest face persuade him to be faithful".

Tuesday, 11 March 2014

"Save Me From Untimely Death" Obesere's Rape Victim Cries Out.


The 29 year old woman who was allegedly raped by Obesere, has called on Police authorities not to allow the matter be swept under the carpet so that she will not die. According to her, Obesere's insertion of his ring into her private part, leading to bleeding and pain, may not be unconnected to ritual activities. She claims she is unhappy with the way investigations are being handled by the Police. Olaiya has also refuted allegations made by Obesere claiming they were lovers and that she wanted to use the rape saga to extort money from him. Speaking with Vanguard she says:
" I knew him barely two weeks ago and we were talking business. But he raped me on our first meeting in his house.Like I told you earlier. I met him through a friend who is much older than me - she is over 49 - year old and told me that Obesere helped her in her business and he could do same for me.
" She was the one who arranged the meeting at Obesere's house, but Obesere made me wait for over five hours until it became late for me to go after the meeting.
"Even when I insisted he refused to let me go claiming his area was not safe and that every body knew I was in his house.
" I slept over but not in his room. He raped me and inserted a ring into my private part. I wouldn't have gone to the Police if it was just rape because it was my fault. As an adult, I should have known the danger of passing the night in a strangers house."

Continuing her testimony she tells why she went to the police

"I went to the Police because I was bleeding and when I informed him about it, he didn't take me seriously. He asked me to go to the hospital in Ejigbo but when I got there the doctor did not even touch or examine me in any way. 
"He just asked me to go for a scan, which is not done in that hospital, I left the hospital in pain and reported the matter to the police. 
"I wanted the police to prosecute him for forcefully having sex with me against my will.
" I also have to clarify the issue of wanting to blackmail him. From the beginning I rejected all the money he offered me as settlement.
"you can ask the DPO at Isolo. He is aware that I rejected all the money he offered me. All I wanted was for him to be prosecuted for taking advantage of me because I slept in his house.
" Also I wanted him to explain to the police why he inserted a ring into my private part that made me bleed for two weeks and possibly reverse any ritual step he may have taken.
" As I speak with you, I am still going through pains. After the bleeding stopped. I have continued to have problems with my reproductive organs. That was why I went to the police I wanted them to investigate and prosecute him.
"But what I am getting from the IPO is terrible. He is trying to destroy the case and set Obesere free at the expense of my life and dignity.
" He discarded the medical report from the General hospital and he upheld that of Obesere's private hospital saying their report was the correct one. As I speak with you I am not feeling well at all."

Thursday, 6 March 2014

Oldest Woman In The World celebrates 116 With Zero Plastic Surgery!!

Misao Okawa, has been recognized as the oldest woman in the world by Guinness Book of records. She celebrated her birthday at a nursing home in Osaka, Japan. She still looks sooo good. and see how thick her hair is! I hope all the girls enhancing their breasts and tummy tucking with eye alignment et al will see this gorgeous woman and know that its better to leave it the way God fixed it. Oprah once said that no matter how many plastic surgeries you do or how many things you tuck in and how many shitty diets you embark on, one day age is gonna catch up with you. The lines and the wrinkles are  gonna creep in so safe your self from all the stress and endangerment and stop sweating the technique. God aint wrong!

Update On The Alleged Rape Of Olanike Olaiya By Obersere

The State Criminal Investigation Department has released Obesere otherwise known as Alhaji Abass Akande, claiming that he is not a flight risk. A Police source says that Obesere was invited for questioning and he has made a statement saying  that the lady is his girl friend. Investigations are currently ongoing and if found culpable will be arrested.
"The woman in question came to Obesere's house willingly and was not abducted. There are no eye witnesses apart from Obesere and the victim so we cannot conclude that it was rape  (hello Ignoramus, have you heard of tests when a victim cries rape?) but we will leave no stone unturned."

Punch newspapers is reporting that the victim Olanike Olaiya, had reported the matter to the Isolo police and Obesere was invited for questioning but he did not show up. The woman obtained a medical report (phew thank God!) indicating that she had been raped. The drama will continue to be reported so stay tuned.

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

Fuji Musician Obesere Arrested For Alleged Rape!!


According to the Vanguard newspapers, Alhaji  Abass Akande or Obesere if you like has been arrested for the alleged rape of 29 year old business woman , Miss Olanike Olaiya in his Okota residence.
The victim who reported the matter to the Police herself said, she got to know Obesere through her friend Mrs Bola Okoro who had promised her that the  alleged rapist would help her in her business of selling Office equipment. Obesere promised to link her up with some of his friends in Dubai who would give her supplies on credit. 
Obesere began to demand for sex from her after the meeting and when she turned him down he insisted she slept in his house that night claiming that it was dangerous to go out at that time. In her words (how dumb can you be)

" I thought he was a responsible man (he is a fucking fuji musician what the heck!) and I decided to sleep over (is he not married?) but at the dead (sic) of the night he came into my room (in his house! Hello!) where I slept and pounced on me. He raped me (chai! so sad!) and afterwards inserted a ring  he wore into my  private part and I started bleeding. He hurriedly left me in the room saying he had an appointment to fulfill. (#babalawo tinz)

Vanguard learnt that Obesere had been arrested last Wednesday after the victim made her complains but was subsequently released (#bribery) at Isolo. His arrest was again possible after a warrant from the Chief Magistrate of Isolo. In his defense Obesere is claiming that they are lovers and when he discovered she was bleeding he asked her to go to a hospital but was surprised instead when she reported that she was raped .( you bleed when you are forcefully entered brother fuji singer)  If found culpable I hope the punishment is castration, that will be the right judgement that will fit the crime.  If he raped her truly then she will not be his first victim, I hope other women will come forth. I say. Rape is bad and should be condemned by all!! What says you?

Friday, 28 February 2014

Pregnant Woman Runs A Marathon Four Weeks Before Her Baby Is Born!

A Chinese woman, Xu Yunyun 28, has run a marathon in spite of being pregnant and expected to deliver in March, she believes the training will aid delivery. She says her inspiration is from Paula Radcliffe who ran twice a day during the first five months of her pregnancy. In her words:
" I have always been an enthusiastic runner and I don't see any reason why I need to stop just because I am pregnant. I took an easy pace and did not overstretch myself and my doctor told me the carrying on exercise is the best way to ensure a healthy baby is born".
The US Department of Health and Human services says women who are active runners could keep taking part in the sports during pregnancy. Only after a doctor has certified you fit enough I suppose.

Wednesday, 26 February 2014

Chris Elvis Arrested For Fitting A Padlock To Son's Mouth Claiming He Is An Evil Child!

According to International Business Times, Chris Elvis of No 7 Adetola Adelaja street Meiran, Lagos has been arrested after he padlocked his son's mouth to prevent him from crying out while he tortured the boy to death, at about 5pm on February 10, 2014. He accused the boy of being an ogbanje or child of evil. Chris who is a security man beat his 4 year old son, inflicting deep wounds and burned him all over his body with a hot pressing iron then locked him up in a plastic drum with a padlock! The child's mother reported the matter to the police after she returned from the market to find the life less body of her son. The husband initially pretended to be mentally unstable but was declared fit after being examined and is being held in custody.

Friday, 21 February 2014

Why Would anybody Eat This? Bad Concept!!!

Would you eat a cake like this? Hecccck Noooooo!

Banker Wife Killer Arowolo Sentenced To Death Today!

Arowolo Akolade the man who brutally killed his wife by stabbing her to death after a domestic dispute has been found guilty and sentenced to death by Justice Lateefat Okuunu. Reading the sentence at the Ikeja High court this morning the Judge said,
 "I pronounce the defendant guilty and accordingly sentenced to death".
Arowolo had testified in the past to say that his wife stabbed him and turned the knife on herself. One of her eyeballs was found dangling in its socket when her body was discovered! She also had multiple stab wounds over 172 in number. I am happy justice has been done and oh ye men that beat your wives with your stupid fists, judgement day is coming msheeeeew.



Monday, 17 February 2014

Tiwa Savage Arrested By The Police For Assault!

The Punch Newspapers is reporting that Mavin artist, Tiwa Savage had been arrested by the Police. Tiwa was flagged down for flouting traffic regulations and instead of stopping as she was asked to do she drove off only for the Police man to drive after her. She then stopped on Adetokunbo Ademola near Eko hotels and confronted the Police officer removed the cap on his head and created quite a scene. She was whisked away to Victoria Island Police division for humiliating and assaulting a Police officer. 
A police man at the station interviewed by Punch said;
 "Tiwa refused to stop at a traffic light around Adetokumbo Ademola near Eko Hotel and Suites. When we attempted to accost her, she refused to park her car as instructed by the Policeman. Since there was a traffic snarl at the time a Policeman followed her and insisted she must stop. After a while she stopped and started raining abuses on all of us so we took her to the station".
 She was however advised by a policeman on duty to apologize since they were eye witnesses who could testify against her. She apologized and was allowed to leave. Her record label has however not made any statement.

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

Crack Pipe Vending Machine For Drug Users Hit Major Streets!!!

The first ever crack pipe vending machine has been installed in Vancouver. The goal is to stop or reduce the rate at which drug addicted users contract diseases and spread it among themselves. The machines will provide unused  Pyrex crack pipes for just 25cents. The pipes are cheap, durable and unlikely to cut the drug users mouth, which is a major way of spreading HIV, Hepatitis C and other such or other viruses. Drug use damages the health of users so this will safe the government Tax payers money especially in the area of medical expenses. Is this a welcome development? Sometimes what we see as good may not necessarily be so.

Bruce Jenner Removes His Adam's Apple To Look Like A Woman

Bruce Jenner
 Bruce Jenner stepped out on Monday with a new shaved Adams apple. For those who do not know what an Adam's apple is, its the oval shaped thingy you can see on his neck that looks like an egg. Bruce removed it because he sees himself more as a woman than a man. His estranged wife said he owned more dresses than Kim Kardashian! Not only has he shaved his apple, he now has longer hair with highlights just like his daughters. Darker at the roots and lighter at the ends. Click to see the shaven apple and hair. (strolls away, wonders shall never end)

Monday, 10 February 2014

See Sexy Photos Of Nicki Minaj and her Fierce New Pony Tail

Nicki Minaj and her fierce new pony tail show a natural and playful side of her devoid of outlandish makeup and barbie doll hair. She just released sexy new photos of herself. Lets hope the music that will accompany this will be just as hawt! See more photos after the cut. Are a Nicki fan?

Friday, 7 February 2014

4 Women Who Would Leave Their Husbands For Bill Clinton Speak About Their Encounter

 
Jenny Murray says she has met many men including actors like Tom Hanks, Jack Nicholson and others but none could hold a candle to Bill Clinton. Her encounter with him came at a reception in 2004 to mark the publication of his memoirs, My Life. It was at the height of the scandal involving his moral flaw of engaging a 21 year old intern in you know what. In spite of that, women of all categories, old, young, beautiful and plain Jane's waited eagerly to see him make an entrance. Nobody felt sympathetic to Hilary at that time and all the women would easily have followed him should he have so much as whispered it. Women giggled like teenagers as he engaged them in conversation. He oozed power and affluence, charm overload and a consummate professional. As he paused in front of you, he stooped slightly, engaged you fully, looked directly in your eye, listened to you, laughed at your witty repartee, asked questions all with a twinkle in his eye. Tell me what woman would resist that? Now lets see the experience of another woman. continue to meet the others...